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If your power goes out, or the phone rings, or you simply want to rewind the nude scenes, we've provided the below guides. They breakdown the DVD's chapters, and indicate the timecode of each RiffTrax at the chapter markers. This should make it easier for you to synch up the RiffTrax with the chapter you want to rewind to. Please note that all times are approximate and should be used simply as a guide. -= REGULAR EDITION =- -= 50 CHAPTERS =- TIMECODE SYNCH DVD | RiffTrax 1. 0:00 2. 0:23.....1:53.....A long time ago in a galaxy far, far a-zzzzzzz... 3. 1:49.....3:22.....A big bright sun and some ships 4. 8:27.....10:00....Some absurd wheezing droid 5. 11:22....12:55....The Jedi's confront some old guy in a chair 6. 18:32....20:05....Goings on transpire aboard some big ship 7. 23:38....25:11....Returning home to a bustling city of some sort 8. 27:35....29:08....Somewhere in space, dramatic music is playing 9. 29:10....30:43....Night falls, somewhere in the universe 10. 33:16....34:49....The exterior of a building 11. 35:42....37:15....A giant digital canvas 12. 36:45....38:18....Continuing on a theme, a giant digital building 13. 38:18....39:51....Widdle Anakin pouts, probably because he missed naptime 14. 40:14....41:47....Ships fling somewhere in an orderly line 15. 41:15....42:48....The lovers palatial estate - sand free, of course 16. 42:37....44:10....Neon nighttime at what looks to be a casino 17. 47:58....49:31....Giant buzzing bugs 18. 50:16....51:49....Just two friends, speaking haltingly and awkwardly 19. 52:21....53:54....A dream sequence of some type 20. 53:54....55:27....A space ship docks somewhere in space 21. 56:22....57:55....Wheezy guy doles out instructions to some guys 22. 1:00:52..1:02:25..Big towers, likely containing some sort of discussion 23. 1:01:52..1:03:25..The emperor looks at a big hologram 24. 1:05:21..1:06:54..A chase involving a giant merchandisable lizard 25. 1:07:36..1:09:09..Anaking discusses scalp care with Master Windu 26. 1:09:02..1:10:35..Having gotten sand in the apartment, Natalie worries silently 27. 1:10:48..1:12:21..The Jedi's confront the emperor about something or other 28. 1:15:14..1:16:47..Anakin and his new friend, creepy withered guy 29. 1:19:09..1:20:42..There's evil marchin' a-transpirin'! 30. 1:20:32..1:22:05..Clones start receiving instructions about stuff 31. 1:24:15..1:25:48..Digital fire burns one of the digital buildings 32. 1:27:50..1:29:23..Yapping on the balcony 33. 1:29:51..1:31:24..Spaceship approaches spaceship 34. 1:33:34..1:35:07..More stuff burns 35. 1:36:33..1:38:06..Ewan recalibrates a code 36. 1:38:29..1:40:02..More drivel on the balcony 37. 1:41:17..1:42:50..Two "mi'lady"s in the first five seconds of this one 38. 1:42:50..1:44:23..The charred hellscape of the lava planet 39. 1:48:11..1:49:44..Comic relief moment, starring Yoda 40. 1:50:52..1:52:25..Anakin chokes Obi Wan, neither one burns somehow 41. 1:52:36..1:54:09..A battle in the Senate. As exciting as it sounds. 42. 1:54:15..1:55:48..Both men going strong despite the fumes and heat 43. 1:56:47..1:58:20..The utterly absurd battle rages on 44. 2:02:12..2:03:45..Anakin crawls around and looks pathetic and is on fire 45. 2:03:24..2:04:57..Yoda channels Harry Caray 46. 2:05:11..2:06:44..Saving the hideous annoying kid 47. 2:07:28..2:09:01..Prepare for Noooooooooo 48. 2:08:48..2:10:21..Ship approaching building shot # 1,056 49. 2:11:56..2:13:29..Ship approaching building shot # 1,057 50. 2:13:38..2:15:11..FIFTY CHAPTERS LATER....The credits! -= DISEMBAUDIO SYNCH LINES =- RiffTrax | Line | DVD 4:45 The one crawling with vulture droids 3:12 5:45 I'm gonna go help them out 4:12 7:18 Move to the right so I can get a clear shot... 5:46 11:04 We don't want to get out we want to get moving 9:31 19:21 They're in hallway three two eight 17:49 27:51 And it might have been if the chancellor... 26:19 36:46 Well that can only mean less deliberating... 35:13 45:06 I would worry about the collective wisdom of the council 43:33 53:22 Just don't take too long 51:50 1:02:41 Thank you commander 1:01:08 1:12:31 Master Windu 1:10:59 1:20:02 Strong enough with the dark side 1:18:29 1:29:14 Master Kenobi 1:27:41 1:37:50 So this is how liberty dies 1:36:18 1:47:03 Obi Wan was right 1:45:30 1:56:50 There's no sign of his body sir 1:55:17 2:06:16 Medically, she's completely healthy 2:04:44 2:11:46 Your old master 2:10:13 -= EMAIL LIST =- Tired of refreshing RiffTrax.com every 15 minutes to find out if today is the day that Mike has decided to Riff "Biker Boyz"? 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