[2007-11-07 23:07:18] <Elyscape> I spent a month once listening to Ragnarok Online music and reading Ender's Game over and over again
[2007-11-07 23:07:23] <Elyscape> protip: don't do what I did
[2007-11-07 23:07:28] <@Logbot> ;-[
[2007-11-07 23:07:50] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> hah
[2007-11-07 23:07:54] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> don't listen to music while reading
[2007-11-07 23:08:00] <Elyscape> worse is the thing I have where I turn into characters if I'm overexposed to them
[2007-11-07 23:08:07] <Elyscape> Ender is a little BITCH
[2007-11-07 23:08:10] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> you end up associating the two inextricably
[2007-11-07 23:08:10] <@Logbot> yeah i used to do that all the time with data from tng
[2007-11-07 23:08:13] <@arkarian> i never listen to music while reading
[2007-11-07 23:08:15] <Elyscape> blue: I know
[2007-11-07 23:08:19] <@arkarian> unless it's homework or in a browser
[2007-11-07 23:08:27] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> like jelly roll morton and the fourth harry potter book
[2007-11-07 23:08:30] <Elyscape> some Golden Sun music is now linked with Harry Potter 6 for me
[2007-11-07 23:08:35] <Elyscape> wait, no
[2007-11-07 23:08:37] <Elyscape> it was HP5
[2007-11-07 23:08:58] <@Logbot> i wonder what i was listening to when i read ender's game
[2007-11-07 23:09:02] <@arkarian> i link music to years of my life
[2007-11-07 23:09:07] <@Logbot> i remember heat man air man etc from mm2 for the rama series
[2007-11-07 23:09:13] <@arkarian> can name a band for each year of middle and high school
[2007-11-07 23:09:14] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> fun tmi fact:  I had that southern ice tower music stuck in my head during an adolescent sweaty fap session
[2007-11-07 23:09:14] <Elyscape> haha
[2007-11-07 23:09:22] <Elyscape> haha
[2007-11-07 23:09:24] <Elyscape> that reminds me
[2007-11-07 23:09:26] <Elyscape> I've wondered
[2007-11-07 23:09:30] <@Logbot> ok your admin privileges are revoked
[2007-11-07 23:09:32] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> since I love that track
[2007-11-07 23:09:36] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> I decided NO MORE
[2007-11-07 23:09:39] <Elyscape> suppose you fapped to a specific song
[2007-11-07 23:09:46] <Elyscape> like, every day
[2007-11-07 23:09:47] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> and now there's some random bgm from the dbz dub
[2007-11-07 23:09:49] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> that I heard
[2007-11-07 23:09:51] <Elyscape> and always played that song while you fapped
[2007-11-07 23:09:52] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> and memorized
[2007-11-07 23:09:53] <@Logbot> omfg elyscape don't encourage him
[2007-11-07 23:09:56] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> that's my fap music now
[2007-11-07 23:09:57] <@arkarian> system of a down's violent pornography
[2007-11-07 23:10:11] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> I always call that track to my head if I start to think about music while fapping
[2007-11-07 23:10:11] <Elyscape> would it be possible to make the song cause you to orgasm spontaneously, without stimulation?
[2007-11-07 23:10:42] <Elyscape> it's an intriguing idea but I don't really feel like testing it
[2007-11-07 23:10:44] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> but oh man
[2007-11-07 23:11:02] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> you don't even want to know the psychological bullshit I have with fapping
[2007-11-07 23:11:06] <@arkarian> logbot, quote me you can leave and beat the traffic (or stick around and beat your meat)
[2007-11-07 23:11:07] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> my parents are CRAZY
[2007-11-07 23:11:07] <Elyscape> yes I do
[2007-11-07 23:11:19] <Elyscape> I like where this is going
[2007-11-07 23:11:21] <@Yoshi348> ...
[2007-11-07 23:11:27] <@Yoshi348> okay I just checked back in here
[2007-11-07 23:11:31] <Elyscape> hahahaha
[2007-11-07 23:11:31] <@Yoshi348> and saber's talking about fapping
[2007-11-07 23:11:36] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> they found some nudie sites in browser history one time when I was 13
[2007-11-07 23:11:43] <@arkarian> 8============>
[2007-11-07 23:11:45] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> and like
[2007-11-07 23:11:46] <@arkarian> saber we've all had that happen to us
[2007-11-07 23:11:51] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> no no no no
[2007-11-07 23:11:55] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> you don't understand
[2007-11-07 23:12:01] <@arkarian> the more christian your parents are, the more likely it is to happen, too
[2007-11-07 23:12:04] <@arkarian> or catholic
[2007-11-07 23:12:04] <Elyscape> I GOT WALKED IN ON BY MY MOM leavemealongkraidgodgodgod
[2007-11-07 23:12:14] <@arkarian> heh i've never been caught fapping
[2007-11-07 23:12:20] <@arkarian> or doing anything sexual whatsoever
[2007-11-07 23:12:24] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> not only did my parents make me feel absolutely horrible
[2007-11-07 23:12:34] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> I believed every word they said
[2007-11-07 23:12:39] <Elyscape> hahahaha
[2007-11-07 23:12:43] <@arkarian> that sucks
[2007-11-07 23:12:44] <Elyscape> owned
[2007-11-07 23:12:44] <@Yoshi348> it makes you BLIND
[2007-11-07 23:12:53] <@arkarian> no that's bukkake
[2007-11-07 23:12:54] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> so I got into this self-loathing cycle that didn't end until halfway through freshman year
[2007-11-07 23:13:03] <@arkarian> saber wtf
[2007-11-07 23:13:06] <@arkarian> your dad faps
[2007-11-07 23:13:07] <@arkarian> trust me
[2007-11-07 23:13:10] <@arkarian> he does it, so it's ok!
[2007-11-07 23:13:10] <@Logbot> lol
[2007-11-07 23:13:11] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> oh no
[2007-11-07 23:13:13] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> OH no
[2007-11-07 23:13:14] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> no no
[2007-11-07 23:13:17] <Elyscape> hahahaha
[2007-11-07 23:13:18] <@arkarian> yes he does
[2007-11-07 23:13:22] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> there is absolutly no chance in hell that he faps
[2007-11-07 23:13:23] <@arkarian> every male faps
[2007-11-07 23:13:25] <@arkarian> yes
[2007-11-07 23:13:27] <@arkarian> he does
[2007-11-07 23:13:29] <Elyscape> blue: of course he faps
[2007-11-07 23:13:30] <Elyscape> I mean, shit
[2007-11-07 23:13:32] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> no no
[2007-11-07 23:13:32] <@Logbot> i wouldn't say every
[2007-11-07 23:13:33] <@Yoshi348> religion vs. faps
[2007-11-07 23:13:34] <@Logbot> it's just the vast majority
[2007-11-07 23:13:35] <Elyscape> if he had to have sex with your mom?
[2007-11-07 23:13:43] <@arkarian> no, it's every male
[2007-11-07 23:13:44] <@Yoshi348> sunday sunday sunday
[2007-11-07 23:13:44] <@arkarian> how can you not
[2007-11-07 23:13:47] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> ark
[2007-11-07 23:13:51] <Elyscape> shit, I'd fap just to reassure myself that I'm still human
[2007-11-07 23:13:53] <@Yoshi348> arkarian: castrata
[2007-11-07 23:13:53] <@arkarian> there's nothing wrong with it whatsoever and if you think so you're stupid
[2007-11-07 23:13:55] <@Logbot> apparently there is a small minority that just has wet dreams
[2007-11-07 23:13:58] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> believe it or not
[2007-11-07 23:14:04] <@arkarian> consequently, i've never had a wet dream
[2007-11-07 23:14:05] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> about 1 in 4 males don't
[2007-11-07 23:14:11] <Elyscape> WRONG
[2007-11-07 23:14:14] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> well
[2007-11-07 23:14:17] <Elyscape> it's more like 1 in 25 who don't
[2007-11-07 23:14:19] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> SAY they don't
[2007-11-07 23:14:19] <Elyscape> the others are liars
[2007-11-07 23:14:22] <@arkarian> if you say you don't masturbate, you're either a little weird, or you're lying
[2007-11-07 23:14:24] <@arkarian> STOP. LYING.
[2007-11-07 23:14:29] <Elyscape> or both!
[2007-11-07 23:14:30] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> I think official data is 1 in 4
[2007-11-07 23:14:31] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> but like
[2007-11-07 23:14:35] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> that's obviously not right
[2007-11-07 23:14:36] <Elyscape> fuck official data
[2007-11-07 23:14:43] <Elyscape> alternatively, fap to/on official data
[2007-11-07 23:14:44] <@arkarian> yeah but of course your dad's not gonna ADMIT to it
[2007-11-07 23:14:44] <Elyscape> either way!
[2007-11-07 23:14:58] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> my parents have absolutely no idea that I fap
[2007-11-07 23:14:59] <@Logbot> fap on *faps*
[2007-11-07 23:15:00] <@Logbot> fap off
[2007-11-07 23:15:03] <@arkarian> he HAS to have fapped at least once, even as an adult
[2007-11-07 23:15:12] <@Logbot> lol fork is losing ground
[2007-11-07 23:15:12] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> oh sure I'm not saying he never has
[2007-11-07 23:15:15] <@arkarian> like after sex
[2007-11-07 23:15:19] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> I'm saying that...
[2007-11-07 23:15:20] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> um
[2007-11-07 23:15:21] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> what
[2007-11-07 23:15:27] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> you can't fap right after sex man
[2007-11-07 23:15:30] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> unless you're superman
[2007-11-07 23:15:30] <@arkarian> not right after
[2007-11-07 23:15:31] <@Logbot> well you can
[2007-11-07 23:15:41] <@Logbot> but it will be less productive
[2007-11-07 23:15:46] <Elyscape> and painful
[2007-11-07 23:15:48] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> 3 times in 24 hours is my limit
[2007-11-07 23:15:51] <@Logbot> it's not really pain
[2007-11-07 23:15:52] <Elyscape> but some people like pain
[2007-11-07 23:15:53] <@arkarian> once urmom falls asleep
[2007-11-07 23:15:57] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> I tried it this one day I was bored as shit
[2007-11-07 23:15:57] <Elyscape> saber
[2007-11-07 23:16:01] <@arkarian> yeah three times is plenty
[2007-11-07 23:16:02] <Elyscape> YOUR DAD IS A SADOMASOCHIST
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[2007-11-07 23:16:04] <@Logbot> Quote Death: <TSA_> I bet Radix's PC died <Bladegash> hopefully
[2007-11-07 23:16:09] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> no I AM
[2007-11-07 23:16:12] <@arkarian> i don't really fap at college
[2007-11-07 23:16:13] <Elyscape> oh, okay
[2007-11-07 23:16:15] <@arkarian> i'm too busy to fap
[2007-11-07 23:16:20] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> my parents gave me my bondage fetish
[2007-11-07 23:16:23] <Elyscape> HAHA
[2007-11-07 23:16:24] <Elyscape> and 3 in a day is your max? lame.
[2007-11-07 23:16:31] <Elyscape> though I'm far lamer.
[2007-11-07 23:16:36] <@arkarian> you should ask your dad about his fapping habits
[2007-11-07 23:16:36] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> by intertwining sexual desire and punishment with me
[2007-11-07 23:16:37] <Elyscape> I once hit like 7 or 10.
[2007-11-07 23:16:41] <@arkarian> ask him if he ever has
[2007-11-07 23:16:43] <@Logbot> hahahahaha
[2007-11-07 23:16:48] <@Logbot> best idea ever
[2007-11-07 23:16:49] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> well to be honest
[2007-11-07 23:16:54] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> the day I tried it
[2007-11-07 23:17:00] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> I hadn't gotten any sleep the previous day
[2007-11-07 23:17:07] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> that was why I was doing it,
[2007-11-07 23:17:18] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> since there was no way I was going to get anything constructive done
[2007-11-07 23:17:19] <@arkarian> the first time i fapped, i didn't know what fapping was
[2007-11-07 23:17:22] <Elyscape> protip: masturbating too often CAN and WILL remove small parts of skin
[2007-11-07 23:17:25] <@arkarian> i was too young to cum
[2007-11-07 23:17:26] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> now
[2007-11-07 23:17:33] <Elyscape> you end up with these very small circles of pain and, eventually, blood
[2007-11-07 23:17:34] <@arkarian> but i remember it well
[2007-11-07 23:17:39] <Elyscape> protip: if your penis bleeds, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
[2007-11-07 23:17:39] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> it wasn't until I was about 13 that I even knew you could cum
[2007-11-07 23:17:49] <@arkarian> yeah you get that dryness
[2007-11-07 23:17:57] <@arkarian> i get dryness from the overhand fap
[2007-11-07 23:18:00] <@arkarian> but that's my favorite kind
[2007-11-07 23:18:11] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> now that I'm living in my parents' house again I just do it every time I shower
[2007-11-07 23:18:12] <@arkarian> so i fap less so as not to chafe
[2007-11-07 23:18:21] <@arkarian> but when i do fap it's much better than underhand
[2007-11-07 23:18:30] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> I have the showerhead set and aimed perfectly
[2007-11-07 23:18:35] <@arkarian> oh man yeah
[2007-11-07 23:18:39] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> THAT is the shit
[2007-11-07 23:18:41] <@arkarian> i have a removable nozzle at my house
[2007-11-07 23:18:45] <@arkarian> THAT. is the shit
[2007-11-07 23:18:59] <Elyscape> I'm trying not to fap at all.
[2007-11-07 23:19:00] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> I've tried that and I actually prefer just aiming it at the floor and lying down
[2007-11-07 23:19:09] <Elyscape> I've got it to the point where I'm only fapping once or twice a week
[2007-11-07 23:19:10] <@arkarian> i can't lie down in my showers at home
[2007-11-07 23:19:13] <@arkarian> they're too small
[2007-11-07 23:19:14] <Elyscape> sometimes even less often
[2007-11-07 23:19:17] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> well not all the way
[2007-11-07 23:19:22] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> like not stretched out
[2007-11-07 23:19:29] <@arkarian> i like holding nozzle with right hand, fapping with left
[2007-11-07 23:19:37] <@arkarian> i'm a big believer in left-handed fapping
[2007-11-07 23:19:38] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> yeah left hand forever
[2007-11-07 23:19:43] <Elyscape> srsly
[2007-11-07 23:19:43] <@arkarian> overhand
[2007-11-07 23:19:48] <@arkarian> near the tip, not the base
[2007-11-07 23:19:48] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> OVER?
[2007-11-07 23:19:50] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> really?
[2007-11-07 23:19:52] <@arkarian> overhand
[2007-11-07 23:19:53] <@arkarian> try it
[2007-11-07 23:19:58] <Elyscape> I tried. doesn't work for me
[2007-11-07 23:20:01] <@arkarian> i just started doing that this year
[2007-11-07 23:20:03] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> I have but under feels much more natural
[2007-11-07 23:20:05] <@arkarian> you gotta do it near the tip
[2007-11-07 23:20:19] <Elyscape> I know why we all use our left hands
[2007-11-07 23:20:20] <@arkarian> yeah but it's not as good cause you're grabbing around the base mostly
[2007-11-07 23:20:21] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> I do it using what's left of my foreskin
[2007-11-07 23:20:31] <@arkarian> yeah i do that, but overhand
[2007-11-07 23:20:38] <@arkarian> now underhand feels significantly less good
[2007-11-07 23:20:46] <Elyscape> the mouse is on the right side of the computer.
[2007-11-07 23:20:49] <Elyscape> thus, we use our left hands to fap
[2007-11-07 23:20:52] <@arkarian> haha yep
[2007-11-07 23:20:57] <@Yoshi348> my fucking god
[2007-11-07 23:21:01] <Elyscape> hahahaha
[2007-11-07 23:21:03] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> hey yosh it's the internet
[2007-11-07 23:21:04] <@Yoshi348> I leave you guys alone and you're talking fapping techniques
[2007-11-07 23:21:12] <@arkarian> slideshow + twelve inch penis = both hands
[2007-11-07 23:21:13] <@Yoshi348> also bondage fetish?
[2007-11-07 23:21:19] <@arkarian> oh wait maybe i'm the only one who does that
[2007-11-07 23:21:21] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> yoshi lol you didn't know I'm into bondage?
[2007-11-07 23:21:24] <@Yoshi348> no wonder you were so quick to chime in with that tickling thing
[2007-11-07 23:21:25] <@Yoshi348> nope
[2007-11-07 23:21:28] <@arkarian> bondage is all well and good
[2007-11-07 23:21:40] <@arkarian> though i'm into most things, so hey whatever
[2007-11-07 23:21:46] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> like
[2007-11-07 23:21:48] <Elyscape> tickling thing?
[2007-11-07 23:21:56] <@arkarian> i like cutting babies
[2007-11-07 23:21:58] <@arkarian> with my cock
[2007-11-07 23:22:04] <Elyscape> that reminds me
[2007-11-07 23:22:09] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> ark there's an alt for that
[2007-11-07 23:22:11] <Elyscape> how do you make a baby cry twice?
[2007-11-07 23:22:16] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> alt.sex.razorcock
[2007-11-07 23:22:24] <@arkarian> cute
[2007-11-07 23:22:51] <@arkarian> my ex-girlfriend was into bondage too
[2007-11-07 23:22:57] <@arkarian> but she's not into sex
[2007-11-07 23:22:57] <Elyscape> anybody?
[2007-11-07 23:23:01] <Elyscape> haha what
[2007-11-07 23:23:01] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> did you tie her up
[2007-11-07 23:23:02] <@arkarian> as in, waiting till marriage
[2007-11-07 23:23:06] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> AW
[2007-11-07 23:23:11] <Elyscape> my ex said that.
[2007-11-07 23:23:12] <@arkarian> i know, cute right
[2007-11-07 23:23:14] <Elyscape> the next boyfriend she got?
[2007-11-07 23:23:20] <Elyscape> ZOMGWHAM
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[2007-11-07 23:23:22] <@arkarian> though i can't really say anything, as i'm a virgin too
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[2007-11-07 23:23:22] <@Logbot> Quote Huh?: <JaggerG> huh? <Elyscape> huh? <Ekarderif> huh? <Elyscape> huh? <JaggerG> huh? <Ekarderif> huh? <Elyscape> huh?
[2007-11-07 23:23:33] <@Yoshi348> you know I'd quote that but
[2007-11-07 23:23:33] <@arkarian> but then again she's the only serious gf i've had
[2007-11-07 23:23:42] <@Yoshi348> I already have 3985623967823967231967 ironic kraid kick quotes
[2007-11-07 23:23:44] <@arkarian> besides the one in ninth grade which doesn't really count. she has a baby now.
[2007-11-07 23:24:07] <@Yoshi348> lol putting those two sentences together makes it sound like she doesn't count BECAUSE she has a baby
[2007-11-07 23:24:09] <Elyscape> Yoshi: so? what's the harm?
[2007-11-07 23:24:19] <@arkarian> but to answer your question saber, yeah
[2007-11-07 23:24:24] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> <Elyscape> Yoshi: so? what's the harem? <-- :eyebrows:
[2007-11-07 23:24:33] <Elyscape> hahaha
[2007-11-07 23:24:46] <Elyscape> riddle
[2007-11-07 23:24:51] <Elyscape> how do you make a baby cry twice?
[2007-11-07 23:25:01] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> this is going to be horrific isn't it
[2007-11-07 23:25:14] <@arkarian> beats me
[2007-11-07 23:25:21] <Elyscape> wipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear
[2007-11-07 23:25:34] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> I know a better
[2007-11-07 23:25:38] <Elyscape> ?
[2007-11-07 23:25:50] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> ask me why I'm wrapping that hamster in duct tape
[2007-11-07 23:25:58] <Elyscape> why are you wrapping that hamster in duct tape?
[2007-11-07 23:26:01] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> so it won't explode when I fuck it up the ass!
[2007-11-07 23:26:09] <Elyscape> hahahaha
[2007-11-07 23:26:19] <Elyscape> what do you get when you put a dead baby in the oven?
[2007-11-07 23:26:21] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> that one was popular in band in high school
[2007-11-07 23:26:25] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> see
[2007-11-07 23:26:34] <@Logbot> dinner?
[2007-11-07 23:26:37] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> there is no one alive who will not smirk at that the first time they here it
[2007-11-07 23:26:40] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> hear
[2007-11-07 23:26:51] <Elyscape> I don't know about you, but I get an erection.
[2007-11-07 23:26:59] <@Logbot> lol
[2007-11-07 23:27:05] <@Logbot> well at least i tried
[2007-11-07 23:27:06] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> how do you get 100 babies in a cardboard box
[2007-11-07 23:27:09] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> A:  blender
[2007-11-07 23:27:09] <Elyscape> blender.
[2007-11-07 23:27:13] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> how do you get them out?
[2007-11-07 23:27:17] <Elyscape> staw.
[2007-11-07 23:27:18] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> A: tortilla chips!
[2007-11-07 23:27:20] <Elyscape> oh
[2007-11-07 23:27:21] <Elyscape> close.
[2007-11-07 23:27:35] <Elyscape> what's the difference between a dead baby and a ferarri?
[2007-11-07 23:27:38] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> what's the difference between a...
[2007-11-07 23:27:41] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> GOD DAMN YOU
[2007-11-07 23:27:42] <Elyscape> I don't have a pile of ferarris in my garage.
[2007-11-07 23:27:57] <@arkarian> what do you call an ethiopian with vaginal discharge?
[2007-11-07 23:28:00] <Elyscape> what?
[2007-11-07 23:28:07] <@arkarian> quarter pounder with cheese
[2007-11-07 23:28:11] <Elyscape> hahaha
[2007-11-07 23:28:12] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> OH GOD
[2007-11-07 23:28:16] <@arkarian> ;)
[2007-11-07 23:28:18] <Elyscape> what's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
[2007-11-07 23:28:48] <Elyscape> one dead baby nailed to ten trees.
[2007-11-07 23:28:52] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> bahahaha
[2007-11-07 23:28:56] <Elyscape> oh, and
[2007-11-07 23:28:59] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> oh man yoshi's about to kill himelf
[2007-11-07 23:29:05] <Elyscape> what's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds?
[2007-11-07 23:29:09] <@Yoshi348> lol
[2007-11-07 23:29:14] <@arkarian> lol that one's so obvious >_>
[2007-11-07 23:29:22] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> yeah man that one has to be spoken
[2007-11-07 23:29:26] <Elyscape> eh
[2007-11-07 23:29:37] <@arkarian> have you ever had ethiopian food?
[2007-11-07 23:29:38] <@Logbot> stress ftw
[2007-11-07 23:29:49] <Elyscape> ark: no, but neither have they, amirite?
[2007-11-07 23:30:15] <Elyscape> I know a variation of that one wherein you ask, "do you know what ethiopian food tastes like?"
[2007-11-07 23:30:42] <@arkarian> ;(
[2007-11-07 23:30:43] <@arkarian> yeah
[2007-11-07 23:30:45] <@Yoshi348> yeah that was asked either in this channel or another
[2007-11-07 23:30:46] <@arkarian> that's my favorite joke of all time
[2007-11-07 23:30:47] <@Yoshi348> recently
[2007-11-07 23:30:53] <Elyscape> Yoshi: in here. by me.
[2007-11-07 23:30:56] <Elyscape> oh, most terrible joke ever
[2007-11-07 23:30:59] <Elyscape> why did Hitler commit suicide?
[2007-11-07 23:31:06] <@arkarian> dunno
[2007-11-07 23:31:07] <Elyscape> he got the gas bill.
[2007-11-07 23:31:12] <@arkarian> lol
[2007-11-07 23:31:17] <Elyscape> I shall SEE YOU IN HELL
[2007-11-07 23:31:20] <@arkarian> what's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit?
[2007-11-07 23:31:23] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> see
[2007-11-07 23:31:25] <Elyscape> dunno
[2007-11-07 23:31:28] <@arkarian> the bucket.
[2007-11-07 23:31:31] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> I was telling me dad about the dvds I burned you
[2007-11-07 23:31:42] <Elyscape> what's the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?
[2007-11-07 23:31:51] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> and I was like "man I even have this pdf of mein kampf and I didn't put it on"
[2007-11-07 23:31:52] <@arkarian> shoot
[2007-11-07 23:31:55] <Elyscape> pizza can feed a family of 4.
[2007-11-07 23:32:03] <@arkarian> oh yeah i've heard that one
[2007-11-07 23:32:12] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> and he was all "that's pushing it I think"
[2007-11-07 23:32:13] <@arkarian> what are the three things a black man can't get?
[2007-11-07 23:32:18] <Elyscape> blue: I actually want to read it at some point
[2007-11-07 23:32:23] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> yeah me too
[2007-11-07 23:32:24] <Elyscape> so I would've liked it if you'd put it there
[2007-11-07 23:32:27] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> hitler is a mild interest of mine
[2007-11-07 23:32:29] <Elyscape> ark: dunno
[2007-11-07 23:32:33] <@Logbot> >_>
[2007-11-07 23:32:37] <@arkarian> a black eye, a fat lip, and a job
[2007-11-07 23:32:39] <Madrox> nice, dad split his head open
[2007-11-07 23:32:39] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> an amazingly interesting person
[2007-11-07 23:32:40] <@arkarian> come on, everyone's heard that one
[2007-11-07 23:32:45] <Elyscape> what do you call a black pilot?
[2007-11-07 23:32:50] <@arkarian> saber has a hitler fetish
[2007-11-07 23:32:55] <@arkarian> he wants to bond hitler
[2007-11-07 23:33:11] <@arkarian> and tickle him while masturbating with a hamster-shaped shower nozzle
[2007-11-07 23:33:11] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> to bond?
[2007-11-07 23:33:15] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> good god ark
[2007-11-07 23:33:17] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> English
[2007-11-07 23:33:19] <Elyscape> what do you call a black pilot?
[2007-11-07 23:33:21] <@arkarian> bind
[2007-11-07 23:33:24] <@arkarian> whatever!
[2007-11-07 23:33:28] <@arkarian> idk ely
[2007-11-07 23:33:28] <@Logbot> whatever~
[2007-11-07 23:33:29] <Elyscape> a pilot. what are you, a racist?
[2007-11-07 23:33:30] <@Logbot> valley girl ftw
[2007-11-07 23:33:34] <@arkarian> >_>
[2007-11-07 23:33:39] <Elyscape> black guy and mexican guy jump off a building. who wins?
[2007-11-07 23:33:56] <@arkarian> dunno
[2007-11-07 23:33:57] <@Logbot> us
[2007-11-07 23:33:57] <Elyscape> society
[2007-11-07 23:33:59] <@Yoshi348> pikachu
[2007-11-07 23:34:00] <Madrox> welfare office?
[2007-11-07 23:34:00] <@Logbot> close
[2007-11-07 23:34:01] <@arkarian> lol
[2007-11-07 23:34:06] <@arkarian> ok here's my favorite black joke ever
[2007-11-07 23:34:07] <@arkarian> ahem
[2007-11-07 23:34:08] <Elyscape> two jews walk into a bar. THEY BUY IT
[2007-11-07 23:34:12] <@Logbot> hahahaha
[2007-11-07 23:34:12] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> hahahaha boondock saints
[2007-11-07 23:34:15] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> best scene ever
[2007-11-07 23:34:23] <Elyscape> blue: was that from boondock saints?
[2007-11-07 23:34:24] <@arkarian> what do you call five guys going off a cliff in a cadillac?
[2007-11-07 23:34:25] * Elyscape hasn't seen it yet.
[2007-11-07 23:34:31] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> no but there's a similar one
[2007-11-07 23:34:39] <Elyscape> ark: a waste of a cadillac?
[2007-11-07 23:34:40] <@arkarian> *five black guys lol
[2007-11-07 23:34:43] <@arkarian> no
[2007-11-07 23:34:48] <@arkarian> unfortunate, cause a caddy seats six
[2007-11-07 23:35:00] <Madrox> bullshit ark, mine only seats 5
[2007-11-07 23:35:00] <Elyscape> I know a variation
[2007-11-07 23:35:05] <Madrox> :p
[2007-11-07 23:35:07] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> a guy in the mafia messes up and he's talking to the don
[2007-11-07 23:35:11] <@arkarian> whatever!
[2007-11-07 23:35:12] <Elyscape> you ask, "what's sad about five black guys going over a cliff in a cadillac"
[2007-11-07 23:35:15] <Elyscape> incidentally
[2007-11-07 23:35:22] <Elyscape> what's sad about four black guys going over a cliff in a jeep?
[2007-11-07 23:35:29] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> and the don is like "they call you the funny man.  they say you tell jokes.  make me laugh"
[2007-11-07 23:35:46] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> the guy, immense nervous, busts out with:
[2007-11-07 23:35:47] <@arkarian> dk ely
[2007-11-07 23:35:48] <Elyscape> they were my friends. [sad face]
[2007-11-07 23:35:55] <@arkarian> >__>
[2007-11-07 23:36:26] <@arkarian> immense. nervous.
[2007-11-07 23:36:28] <Elyscape> why did the dead baby cross the road?
[2007-11-07 23:36:32] <@arkarian> both adjectives for my cock
[2007-11-07 23:36:33] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> "a white guy, a black guy, and a mexican find a magic lamp, and they rub it and a genie comes out and they get three wishes, so they agree each of them gets one"
[2007-11-07 23:36:52] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> "the mexican wishes for all his mexican brothers and sisters to be able to come home with him to mexico"
[2007-11-07 23:37:11] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> "the black guy wishes for all his african brothers and sisters to be able to come home with him the africa"
[2007-11-07 23:37:20] <Elyscape> I know this one
[2007-11-07 23:37:31] <@arkarian> me too... if i'm guessing correctly
[2007-11-07 23:37:41] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> "the white guy looks at the genie and says "so all the spics and niggers are out of america?""
[2007-11-07 23:37:45] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> "I'll have a coke, then"
[2007-11-07 23:37:49] <@arkarian> ok maybe not
[2007-11-07 23:37:53] <@arkarian> lol
[2007-11-07 23:38:03] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> the mafia don stares at him for like a full minute
[2007-11-07 23:38:05] <Madrox> saber, heard it
[2007-11-07 23:38:09] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> and then busts out laughing hysterically
[2007-11-07 23:38:15] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> like for a long time
[2007-11-07 23:38:23] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> then says "tell me another one"
[2007-11-07 23:38:28] <Elyscape> haha
[2007-11-07 23:38:28] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> end scene
[2007-11-07 23:38:34] <@arkarian> ohnoez
[2007-11-07 23:38:45] <@arkarian> here's one for saber
[2007-11-07 23:38:52] <@arkarian> saber: what's funny about masturbation?
[2007-11-07 23:38:58] <@SUPERsaiyanBLUE> what
[2007-11-07 23:39:00] <@arkarian> nothing you piece of shit