[2007-02-10 22:43:45] <SABERinBLUE> I'll DM
[2007-02-10 22:43:48] <@Fonkin_Folkor> that BUTT
[2007-02-10 22:44:28] <SABERinBLUE> you are on a farm
[2007-02-10 22:44:36] <SABERinBLUE> on this farm is a stable
[2007-02-10 22:44:41] <SABERinBLUE> in this stable is a horse
[2007-02-10 22:44:53] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >fuck horse
[2007-02-10 22:45:29] <SABERinBLUE> the horse is not amused.  you take 50 damage
[2007-02-10 22:45:48] <SABERinBLUE> there is also a pig
[2007-02-10 22:45:52] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >look pig
[2007-02-10 22:45:54] <Yoshi348> Some words are in CAPITAL LETTERS
[2007-02-10 22:46:22] <SABERinBLUE> the pig is large and fat and dirty.  closer examination reveals that it is a male pig.
[2007-02-10 22:46:36] <@Conrad> >bacon
[2007-02-10 22:46:42] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >bacon pig
[2007-02-10 22:47:13] <SABERinBLUE> success!  you receive 20lbs bacon and 200 EXP
[2007-02-10 22:47:23] <SABERinBLUE> exits are to the north and south
[2007-02-10 22:47:28] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >n
[2007-02-10 22:47:55] <SABERinBLUE> you find yourself facing a pond and a silo.  there is a horse
[2007-02-10 22:48:14] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >look horse
[2007-02-10 22:49:30] <+GSGold> >fuck pig
[2007-02-10 22:49:43] <SABERinBLUE> the horse has been newly shoed and is 20 hands tall.  it shows good breeding and large, developed muscles.  closer examination reveals that it is dead
[2007-02-10 22:50:10] <+GSGold> >fuck dead horse
[2007-02-10 22:50:10] <SABERinBLUE> success!  unfortunately 10lbs of bacon is now ruined
[2007-02-10 22:50:31] <SABERinBLUE> failure.  you must wait one hour
[2007-02-10 22:50:38] <+GSGold> >eat exp
[2007-02-10 22:51:13] <SABERinBLUE> success!  a hole is then torn in space-time and the stable is sucked into it
[2007-02-10 22:51:17] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >bacon gsgold
[2007-02-10 22:51:25] <+GSGold> >play text-based game
[2007-02-10 22:51:55] <SABERinBLUE> success!  you now have 140lbs gsbacon
[2007-02-10 22:52:04] <SABERinBLUE> failure, thou art dead
[2007-02-10 22:52:17] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >fuck police
[2007-02-10 22:52:48] <SABERinBLUE> success!  closer examination reveals that they are porn police.  you have made several new friends
[2007-02-10 22:54:49] <+GSGold> >revive self
[2007-02-10 22:54:58] *** Alucard (~AuronExca@1FEC235F.5F69F839.7987E59B.IP) joined
[2007-02-10 22:55:28] <SABERinBLUE> success!  you have been brought back to life as a bacon golem
[2007-02-10 22:55:37] <+GSGold> >eat self
[2007-02-10 22:55:52] <Alucard> I WANT DOOM ON MY CELL PHONE.
[2007-02-10 22:56:07] <SABERinBLUE> failure.  you are not that flexible
[2007-02-10 22:56:09] <+GSGold> >play text-based game\
[2007-02-10 22:56:39] <SABERinBLUE> would you like to start a new file?
[2007-02-10 22:56:47] <+GSGold> >no
[2007-02-10 22:57:04] <SABERinBLUE> new file not started.  resume playing the current game?
[2007-02-10 22:57:15] <+GSGold> >yes
[2007-02-10 22:57:40] <SABERinBLUE> in front of you is a field.  across this field is the farmer's house
[2007-02-10 22:57:46] <+GSGold> >eat house
[2007-02-10 22:57:57] <SABERinBLUE> success
[2007-02-10 22:58:02] <SABERinBLUE> BATTLE
[2007-02-10 22:58:02] <+GSGold> >eat field
[2007-02-10 22:58:13] <SABERinBLUE> a farmer has appeared!
[2007-02-10 22:58:18] <SABERinBLUE> a farmer's wife has appeared!
[2007-02-10 22:58:24] <+GSGold> >eat farmer
[2007-02-10 22:58:38] <SABERinBLUE> farmer takes 30 damage
[2007-02-10 22:58:49] <SABERinBLUE> farmer attacks with pitchfork!  you take 20 damage
[2007-02-10 22:58:55] <+GSGold> >vomit house on farmer
[2007-02-10 22:59:10] <SABERinBLUE> farmer takes 50 damage, farmer is defeated!
[2007-02-10 22:59:29] <SABERinBLUE> farmer's wife Grief Morphs into a raving psycho bitch
[2007-02-10 22:59:48] <SABERinBLUE> farmer's wife attacks with frying pan!  you take 30 damage
[2007-02-10 23:00:10] <+GSGold> >enmurderize wife
[2007-02-10 23:00:40] <SABERinBLUE> success!  farmer's wife is defeated
[2007-02-10 23:00:42] <SABERinBLUE> you win!
[2007-02-10 23:00:50] <SABERinBLUE> you gain 3000 gold and 400 EXP
[2007-02-10 23:00:54] <+GSGold> >eat gold
[2007-02-10 23:01:01] <SABERinBLUE> you gain 400 acres of land
[2007-02-10 23:01:20] <SABERinBLUE> success!  you are now a bacon goldem
[2007-02-10 23:02:04] <+GSGold> >eat land
[2007-02-10 23:02:41] <SABERinBLUE> failure.  you must first take a shit
[2007-02-10 23:02:50] <+GSGold> >eat shit
[2007-02-10 23:03:17] <SABERinBLUE> success!  you take 5 damage and lose 30,000 charisma points
[2007-02-10 23:03:47] <+GSGold> >eat negative charisma
[2007-02-10 23:04:13] <SABERinBLUE> success!  you have transcended this dimension and become a Star Lord
[2007-02-10 23:04:41] <+GSGold> >rule world
[2007-02-10 23:04:56] <SABERinBLUE> success!  all other players are now under your dominion
[2007-02-10 23:06:21] <SABERinBLUE> congratulations, you have won the game!
[2007-02-10 23:06:49] <+GSGold> >celebrate
[2007-02-10 23:07:01] <SABERinBLUE> your time is:  21:34
[2007-02-10 23:07:11] <SABERinBLUE> your rate for collecting items is:  4%
[2007-02-10 23:07:16] <SABERinBLUE> see you next mission!
[2007-02-10 23:07:29] <+GSGold> >use gameshark
[2007-02-10 23:07:32] <+GSGold> >BITCH
[2007-02-10 23:07:39] <+GSGold> >fsdgds
[2007-02-10 23:07:45] <SABERinBLUE> BITCH mode enabled
[2007-02-10 23:07:51] <SABERinBLUE> fsdgds mode enabled
[2007-02-10 23:08:03] <SABERinBLUE> the screen turns funny colors
[2007-02-10 23:08:08] <SABERinBLUE> your save file has been erased
[2007-02-10 23:08:12] <+GSGold> >Aces!>
[2007-02-10 23:08:30] <JeffMan> >i want to play
[2007-02-10 23:08:37] <+GSGold> >Kill Jeffman
[2007-02-10 23:08:39] <SABERinBLUE> Success!  Aceshjeoowwqouehwrgjemfmmfffff-f-f-f-ffffff........
[2007-02-10 23:08:42] <JeffMan> >rape
[2007-02-10 23:08:45] <SABERinBLUE> BOOOOOP
[2007-02-10 23:08:48] <SABERinBLUE> ?
[2007-02-10 23:08:49] <SABERinBLUE> .
[2007-02-10 23:08:50] <SABERinBLUE> ?
[2007-02-10 23:08:52] <SABERinBLUE> .
[2007-02-10 23:08:53] <SABERinBLUE> ?
[2007-02-10 23:09:00] <SABERinBLUE> ....
[2007-02-10 23:09:00] <+GSGold> you broke it jeffman
[2007-02-10 23:09:01] <SABERinBLUE> ..................
[2007-02-10 23:09:03] * Yoshi348 reboots saber
[2007-02-10 23:09:09] <SABERinBLUE> Welcome to Macintosh!
[2007-02-10 23:09:14] <+GSGold> rofl
[2007-02-10 23:09:18] <SABERinBLUE> Macintosh version 2.5
[2007-02-10 23:09:21] <JeffMan> >rape SABERinBLUE
[2007-02-10 23:09:34] <SABERinBLUE> please insert MacRape disk into drive 1
[2007-02-10 23:09:44] <+GSGold> >destroy macintosh
[2007-02-10 23:09:55] <JeffMan> >insert MacRape dick -> A:
[2007-02-10 23:10:13] <SABERinBLUE> An error of type 11 has occurred.  unable to destroy macintosh
[2007-02-10 23:10:22] <SABERinBLUE> please insert storage disk into drive 2
[2007-02-10 23:11:47] <+GSGold> >reboot game
[2007-02-10 23:12:16] <SABERinBLUE> you are on a farm
[2007-02-10 23:12:20] <SABERinBLUE> on this farm is a stable
[2007-02-10 23:12:23] <SABERinBLUE> in this stable is a horse
[2007-02-10 23:12:35] <+GSGold> >eat stable
[2007-02-10 23:13:01] <Krag> Ya know
[2007-02-10 23:13:02] <SABERinBLUE> success!  unfortunately, the stable contained a vital plot element
[2007-02-10 23:13:03] <Krag> it's really odd...
[2007-02-10 23:13:22] <+GSGold> >kill self
[2007-02-10 23:13:25] <Krag> coming to terms that the girl you love is really happy with another guy, and so seeing her happy makes you happy and because you're happy she's happy she's happy
[2007-02-10 23:13:33] <SABERinBLUE> success!  GAME OVER
[2007-02-10 23:13:39] <+GSGold> >restart game
[2007-02-10 23:13:49] <SABERinBLUE> you are on a farm
[2007-02-10 23:13:54] <SABERinBLUE> on this farm is st
[2007-02-10 23:13:57] <SABERinBLUE> on this farm is st
[2007-02-10 23:13:59] <SABERinBLUE> on this farm is st
[2007-02-10 23:14:01] <SABERinBLUE> on this farm is st
[2007-02-10 23:14:02] <SABERinBLUE> on this farm is st
[2007-02-10 23:14:06] <SABERinBLUE> DISK READ ERROR
[2007-02-10 23:14:12] * @Conrad smacks computer with hammer
[2007-02-10 23:14:16] <Krag> D:
[2007-02-10 23:14:21] <Krag> DISK READ ERROR!?
[2007-02-10 23:14:49] <+GSGold> >ban SABERinBLUE
[2007-02-10 23:15:16] <SABERinBLUE> daisy
[2007-02-10 23:15:24] <SABERinBLUE> daaaiiiisssy
[2007-02-10 23:15:29] <+GSGold> rofl
[2007-02-10 23:15:54] <SABERinBLUE> gggggiiiiiiiivvvvveeeee mmmmmeeeeeee yyyyyyoooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaannnnnsssssssssssswwwwwwwweeeeeerrrrrrr dddddddooooooooooo
[2007-02-10 23:16:13] <JeffMan> >10 PRINT HELLO
[2007-02-10 23:16:16] * Yoshi348 throws saber in trash and buys a brand new shiny saber
[2007-02-10 23:16:16] <JeffMan> >20 GOTO 10
[2007-02-10 23:16:45] *** now talking in #melee
[2007-02-10 23:16:45] *** topic is starkirby is not special | neither is saber
[2007-02-10 23:16:45] *** set by SoapAWAY on Sat Feb 10 17:01:05 2007
[2007-02-10 23:16:45] -Metroid- [#melee] RPGMaker35 decided to take the time to bug Static to change the channel greeting. Everyone grab your sticks and beat him! He has candy!
[2007-02-10 23:16:45] *** channel #melee mode is +sntrTl 480
[2007-02-10 23:16:45] *** channel created at Mon Jan 02 07:17:18 2006
[2007-02-10 23:16:56] <SABERinBLUE> hello! would you like to take a moment to register me?
[2007-02-10 23:17:05] <Yoshi348> >fuck no
[2007-02-10 23:17:09] <JeffMan> o ill register u ne day ;)
[2007-02-10 23:17:32] <SABERinBLUE> would you like to register me with your internet connection or by mail?
[2007-02-10 23:17:37] <@Conrad> <register under fakename
[2007-02-10 23:18:10] <SABERinBLUE> success!  this computer is now registered under the name gsgold
[2007-02-10 23:18:21] <+GSGold> >eat computer
[2007-02-10 23:18:28] <SABERinBLUE> suc-
[2007-02-10 23:18:38] <+GSGold> >vomit computer
[2007-02-10 23:18:42] <SABERinBLUE> -ess
[2007-02-10 23:18:47] <+GSGold> >fuck computer
[2007-02-10 23:19:16] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >fuck computer's children
[2007-02-10 23:19:17] <SABERinBLUE> iie!  yamate!  yamate kudasai!
[2007-02-10 23:19:31] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >translate moonspeak
[2007-02-10 23:19:50] <SABERinBLUE> no!  wapanese!  wapanese am i!
[2007-02-10 23:20:00] <+GSGold> >destroy computer
[2007-02-10 23:20:34] <SABERinBLUE> are you sure you want to do this?  your changes will not be saved
[2007-02-10 23:20:48] <+GSGold> >destroy computer
[2007-02-10 23:21:32] <SABERinBLUE> processing
[2007-02-10 23:21:35] <SABERinBLUE> processing
[2007-02-10 23:21:37] <SABERinBLUE> processing
[2007-02-10 23:21:47] <Yoshi348> >ctrl-c
[2007-02-10 23:21:54] <SABERinBLUE> processing
[2007-02-10 23:21:56] <SABERinBLUE> processing
[2007-02-10 23:22:03] <+GSGold> >destroy computer
[2007-02-10 23:22:31] <Yoshi348> >fdisk
[2007-02-10 23:22:34] <SABERinBLUE> "Unresolved kernel trap(cpu 0): 0x300 Data access DSISR=0x40000000 DAR=0x0000006c PC=0x06d77510 MSR=0x00009030
[2007-02-10 23:22:34] <SABERinBLUE> generating stack backtrace prior to panic:
[2007-02-10 23:22:34] <SABERinBLUE> backtrace: 0x06d77510 0x0002a1fa 0009d1ef 00099440 012f4102 kernel modules in backtrace: com.apple.filesystems.cddafs(1.0) @ 06d75000
[2007-02-10 23:22:34] <SABERinBLUE> Memory Access Exception(1,0,0) Waiting for remote debugger connection"
[2007-02-10 23:22:58] <Yoshi348> >translate moonspeak
[2007-02-10 23:23:05] <SABERinBLUE> you're fucked
[2007-02-10 23:23:12] <@Conrad> This is all gold
[2007-02-10 23:23:19] <@Conrad> Im logging this all for best of melee
[2007-02-10 23:23:27] <+GSGold> >deltree c:\*.* /y
[2007-02-10 23:23:50] <+GSGold> >format c:\
[2007-02-10 23:24:16] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >hax
[2007-02-10 23:24:18] <SABERinBLUE> you have successfully installed windows ME
[2007-02-10 23:24:25] <+GSGold> > OH GOD NO
[2007-02-10 23:24:26] <+GSGold> >EJECT
[2007-02-10 23:24:26] <SABERinBLUE> you have successfully hacked into windows ME
[2007-02-10 23:24:27] <+GSGold> >EJECT
[2007-02-10 23:24:31] <Yoshi348> :(
[2007-02-10 23:24:35] <SABERinBLUE> I'm afraid I can't do that, dave
[2007-02-10 23:24:46] <+GSGold> >Begin unplugging HAL
[2007-02-10 23:24:50] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >daaaaaaayum
[2007-02-10 23:25:04] <Yoshi348> >install dos 4.0
[2007-02-10 23:25:06] <SABERinBLUE> *crash*
[2007-02-10 23:25:36] <@Conrad> <install oregon trail
[2007-02-10 23:25:48] <SABERinBLUE> you are on a farm
[2007-02-10 23:25:53] <SABERinBLUE> on this farm is a stable
[2007-02-10 23:25:57] <SABERinBLUE> in this stable is a horse
[2007-02-10 23:26:04] <SABERinBLUE> you say fuck it and leave for oregon
[2007-02-10 23:26:09] <SABERinBLUE> what will you take with you?
[2007-02-10 23:26:14] <Yoshi348> >take horse
[2007-02-10 23:26:22] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >take oregon
[2007-02-10 23:26:26] <SABERinBLUE> horse added to inventory
[2007-02-10 23:26:32] <@Conrad> <take whores and ale
[2007-02-10 23:26:37] <SABERinBLUE> oregon added to wait no
[2007-02-10 23:26:42] <Yoshi348> >leave wife
[2007-02-10 23:26:42] <SABERinBLUE> whores and ale added to inventory
[2007-02-10 23:26:54] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >highlight luffy
[2007-02-10 23:26:57] <SABERinBLUE> wife removed from inventory
[2007-02-10 23:26:59] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >ask about dnd
[2007-02-10 23:27:00] <@Conrad> <3000 pounds of bacon
[2007-02-10 23:27:16] <Yoshi348> >take life savings
[2007-02-10 23:27:25] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >suk mah dik
[2007-02-10 23:27:25] <SABERinBLUE> sorry, you can only fit 2 more pounds onto your wagon
[2007-02-10 23:27:44] <@Conrad> <take wang
[2007-02-10 23:28:04] <SABERinBLUE> you are ready to set off!
[2007-02-10 23:28:07] <Yoshi348> >leave for oregon
[2007-02-10 23:28:13] <@Conrad> <ford river
[2007-02-10 23:28:24] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >take dysentery
[2007-02-10 23:28:32] <SABERinBLUE> failure.  why the fuck did you try to ford the river.  moron
[2007-02-10 23:28:44] <SABERinBLUE> you lose two whores and one barrel of ale
[2007-02-10 23:28:52] <@Conrad> <ford oregon
[2007-02-10 23:28:54] <Yoshi348> >pick up hitchiker
[2007-02-10 23:29:08] <SABERinBLUE> Lil' Fonkin has dysentery
[2007-02-10 23:29:12] <SABERinBLUE> what do you do
[2007-02-10 23:29:18] <Yoshi348> >increase pace
[2007-02-10 23:29:32] <@Conrad> <make him dance
[2007-02-10 23:29:35] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >dance
[2007-02-10 23:29:49] <SABERinBLUE> Lil' Fonkin dances one last happy dance and collapses
[2007-02-10 23:29:56] <Krag> is he there yet?
[2007-02-10 23:29:57] <SABERinBLUE> the hitchhiker takes his place
[2007-02-10 23:30:11] * @Fonkin_Folkor slaps Luffy around a bit with a large trout
[2007-02-10 23:30:13] <Yoshi348> >dub hitchiker "Lil' Fonkin 2"
[2007-02-10 23:30:16] <@Fonkin_Folkor> LUFFY WAKE UP MAN
[2007-02-10 23:30:17] <@Fonkin_Folkor> WAKE UP
[2007-02-10 23:30:18] <@Fonkin_Folkor> SPEAK TO ME
[2007-02-10 23:30:20] <@Fonkin_Folkor> DON'T DIER
[2007-02-10 23:30:24] <@Fonkin_Folkor> DON'T DIE EITHER
[2007-02-10 23:30:29] <@Fonkin_Folkor> DIER: SPANISH FOR TO DIE!?!?!
[2007-02-10 23:30:31] <@Conrad> >hunt
[2007-02-10 23:30:33] <@Fonkin_Folkor> I KNOW IT'S NOT
[2007-02-10 23:30:35] <@Fonkin_Folkor> IT'S MORIR I THINK
[2007-02-10 23:30:38] <@Fonkin_Folkor> BUT WHO CARES
[2007-02-10 23:30:39] <@Fonkin_Folkor> DON'T DO IT
[2007-02-10 23:30:40] <SABERinBLUE> you see a deer
[2007-02-10 23:30:45] <SABERinBLUE> you no longer see a deer
[2007-02-10 23:30:47] <Yoshi348> >hug deer
[2007-02-10 23:30:54] <@Conrad> >poke deer with gun since out of bullets
[2007-02-10 23:30:55] <SABERinBLUE> you see a raccoon
[2007-02-10 23:31:03] <SABERinBLUE> you see two raccoons
[2007-02-10 23:31:05] <Yoshi348> >kill stuff
[2007-02-10 23:31:07] <SABERinBLUE> you see one raccoon
[2007-02-10 23:31:09] <SABERinBLUE> you see a deer
[2007-02-10 23:31:15] <SABERinBLUE> you no longer see a raccoon
[2007-02-10 23:31:21] <SABERinBLUE> time is up
[2007-02-10 23:31:23] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >summon knights of the round
[2007-02-10 23:31:32] <SABERinBLUE> you caught:  30lbs of meat
[2007-02-10 23:31:45] <Yoshi348> >continue
[2007-02-10 23:31:54] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >notpress start
[2007-02-10 23:32:08] <SABERinBLUE> whore 2 has fallen off the wagon
[2007-02-10 23:32:14] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >shit
[2007-02-10 23:32:17] <SABERinBLUE> whore 2 is wounded
[2007-02-10 23:32:19] <@Conrad> >rape
[2007-02-10 23:32:27] <SABERinBLUE> whore 2 developed gangrene
[2007-02-10 23:32:29] <Yoshi348> >send whore 2 back to aa
[2007-02-10 23:32:36] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >haunt whore 2
[2007-02-10 23:33:01] <Yoshi348> >chain whore 2 to bumper, like those pirate ships
[2007-02-10 23:33:10] <David> o__o
[2007-02-10 23:33:12] <SABERinBLUE> the ghost of Lil' Fonkin and whore 2 start their own saturday morning cartoon series
[2007-02-10 23:33:17] <@Fonkin_Folkor> hell yeah
[2007-02-10 23:33:19] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >hell yeah
[2007-02-10 23:33:22] <@Conrad> >gum gum rocket
[2007-02-10 23:33:34] <SABERinBLUE> you have reached oregon!
[2007-02-10 23:33:46] <Yoshi348> >enter ass in high score table
[2007-02-10 23:33:47] <@Fonkin_Folkor> but we haven't reached dnd yet >:(
[2007-02-10 23:33:53] <Krag> >:(
[2007-02-10 23:33:55] <@Fonkin_Folkor> <Yoshi348> >enter ass in high score table
[2007-02-10 23:33:55] <@Fonkin_Folkor> win
[2007-02-10 23:34:15] <@Conrad> >install virus
[2007-02-10 23:34:28] <SABERinBLUE> you have successfully installed virus on windows ME
[2007-02-10 23:34:40] <Yoshi348> >install pikachu
[2007-02-10 23:34:40] <@Conrad> >install doctor mario
[2007-02-10 23:34:53] <Yoshi348> >install all of ssbm while you're at it
[2007-02-10 23:35:04] <Yoshi348> >pretend the channel is on topic
[2007-02-10 23:35:18] <SABERinBLUE> you have successfully installed pikadoctormariobm on find0w5 MMME
[2007-02-10 23:35:26] <@Fonkin_Folkor> http://thedailypos.org/images/POStrip/sommieass.jpg
[2007-02-10 23:35:32] <SABERinBLUE> wallhet u do nownow?
[2007-02-10 23:35:52] <Yoshi348> >run game
[2007-02-10 23:35:55] <@Conrad> >download the internet to hard drive
[2007-02-10 23:35:58] <SABERinBLUE> YOU ARE VISITOR 12342625723231!  CLICK HERE TO WIN YOUR PRIZE!
[2007-02-10 23:36:05] <@Conrad> >click
[2007-02-10 23:36:28] <SABERinBLUE> SEXY TOPLESS CAMWHORES PLEASE ENTER CREDIT CARD NUMBER
[2007-02-10 23:36:39] <SABERinBLUE> SEXY TOPLESS CAMWHORES PLEASE ENTER CREDIT CARD NUMBER
[2007-02-10 23:36:42] <Yoshi348> >enter Fonkin's credit card number
[2007-02-10 23:36:43] <@Fonkin_Folkor> HOT HORNY SEXY SINGLES ARE WAITING FOR YOU! CLICK HERE FOR MORE!
[2007-02-10 23:37:15] <+GSGold> >destroy computer
[2007-02-10 23:37:21] <SABERinBLUE> WOULD YOU VOTE FOR GEORGE BUSH OR JOHN KERRY?  SUBMIT ANSWER TO RECEIVE FREE**t* PSP
[2007-02-10 23:37:23] <@Fonkin_Folkor> ADD THREE INCHES! IT'S POSSIBLE! SHE'LL LOVE IT! CLICK HERE
[2007-02-10 23:37:36] <Yoshi348> >vote for john bush
[2007-02-10 23:37:45] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >vote ross perot
[2007-02-10 23:37:46] <@Conrad> >vote or die
[2007-02-10 23:37:50] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >vote al gore
[2007-02-10 23:38:01] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >vote wooper
[2007-02-10 23:38:02] <SABERinBLUE> YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY VOTED FOR GEORGE BUSH
[2007-02-10 23:38:04] <Yoshi348> >change votes stored on computer
[2007-02-10 23:38:28] <SABERinBLUE> THE GOP THANKS YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION OF 45,000 DOLLARS
[2007-02-10 23:38:31] <Yoshi348> >hack pentagon
[2007-02-10 23:38:33] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >lala kitchen floor
[2007-02-10 23:38:36] <Krag> damnit
[2007-02-10 23:38:39] <Krag> I'm clicking
[2007-02-10 23:38:42] <Krag> but my penis isn't growing.
[2007-02-10 23:38:47] <Krag> >:O YOU LIED TO ME
[2007-02-10 23:38:51] <@Fonkin_Folkor> krag: click faster
[2007-02-10 23:38:53] <+GSGold> enlarge your dong
[2007-02-10 23:38:57] <+GSGold> don't click here for information
[2007-02-10 23:39:01] <@Conrad> krag: thats called impotency
[2007-02-10 23:39:09] <David> :O
[2007-02-10 23:39:14] <Krag> But that link isn't doing anything but letting me change the topic!
[2007-02-10 23:39:20] <SABERinBLUE> success!  you have hacked into the pentagon
[2007-02-10 23:39:26] <@Fonkin_Folkor> change it to an order for penis enlarge patch
[2007-02-10 23:39:29] <Duo> XD
[2007-02-10 23:39:34] <Yoshi348> >play global thermonuclear war
[2007-02-10 23:39:38] <Krag> >cd..
[2007-02-10 23:39:40] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >sheeeeeit
[2007-02-10 23:39:44] <SABERinBLUE> wouldn't you prefer a good game of chess
[2007-02-10 23:39:49] <Krag> >run enlargepenisplz.zip
[2007-02-10 23:39:53] <+GSGold> >no
[2007-02-10 23:39:59] <@Fonkin_Folkor> hello david and duo how goes life
[2007-02-10 23:40:05] <Yoshi348> >teach pentagon meaning of nuclear war by forcing it to play tic tac toe against itself
[2007-02-10 23:40:14] <SABERinBLUE> you have successfully learned a valuable lesson!
[2007-02-10 23:40:19] <Krag> :O
[2007-02-10 23:40:23] <Krag> IT WORKED
[2007-02-10 23:40:32] <Yoshi348> >use moral to get education rating
[2007-02-10 23:40:37] <Krag> I ran enlargepenisplz.zip and it took me directly to secrets.zip
[2007-02-10 23:40:43] <Krag> apparently that's the key to enlargement
[2007-02-10 23:41:01] <@Fonkin_Folkor> krag: yes. make the photo 2000 pixels longer to see the results of using penis enlarge patch
[2007-02-10 23:41:10] <@Conrad> >>spin wheel of morality
[2007-02-10 23:41:17] <SABERinBLUE> ERROR:  ddweeee.dll not found
[2007-02-10 23:41:19] <@Fonkin_Folkor> using penis enlarge patch will make your penis big enough to support three lanes of transatlantic traffic
[2007-02-10 23:41:27] <@Fonkin_Folkor> haha
[2007-02-10 23:41:29] <@Fonkin_Folkor> wee.dll
[2007-02-10 23:41:30] <@Fonkin_Folkor> get it?
[2007-02-10 23:41:32] <SABERinBLUE> ERROR:  ddweeee2.dll not found
[2007-02-10 23:41:37] <SABERinBLUE> ERROR:  ddweeee3.dll not found
[2007-02-10 23:41:46] <Yoshi348> >unleash weedle virus on pentagon
[2007-02-10 23:41:50] <SABERinBLUE> ERROR:  windows.exe not found
[2007-02-10 23:42:17] <@Conrad> >install linux
[2007-02-10 23:42:17] <Yoshi348> >turn off computer, wipe harddrive, reinstall whatever the hell it came with, and run game
[2007-02-10 23:42:17] <SABERinBLUE> ERROR:  the application has performed an illegal operation and will be confiscated by the FBI
[2007-02-10 23:42:31] <SABERinBLUE> you are on a farm
[2007-02-10 23:42:35] <SABERinBLUE> on this farm is a stable
[2007-02-10 23:42:38] <SABERinBLUE> in this stable is a horse
[2007-02-10 23:42:47] <Yoshi348> take farm
[2007-02-10 23:42:50] <SABERinBLUE> exits are to the north and south
[2007-02-10 23:42:54] <Yoshi348> >take farm
[2007-02-10 23:43:06] <@Conrad> >take turnips to elle
[2007-02-10 23:43:15] <SABERinBLUE> success! you now own the farm
[2007-02-10 23:43:22] <SABERinBLUE> success!  you have impressed elle
[2007-02-10 23:43:28] <Yoshi348> >inventory
[2007-02-10 23:43:38] <+GSGold> >eat farm
[2007-02-10 23:43:54] <SABERinBLUE> holding:  farm horse pig deadhorse pond farmer farmer'swife field stable silo
[2007-02-10 23:44:04] <+GSGold> >get world
[2007-02-10 23:44:08] <@Fonkin_Folkor> :k. +IcghviS
[2007-02-10 23:44:11] <@Fonkin_Folkor> :k. h/b6/CCK9g==
[2007-02-10 23:44:14] <@Fonkin_Folkor> :k. io0gQ/iK/Pn+9v0=
[2007-02-10 23:44:18] <@Fonkin_Folkor> :k. 9yD+h/egiSD3/ieMIJH9+In2oA==
[2007-02-10 23:44:28] <SABERinBLUE> success!  you have ooh shiny
[2007-02-10 23:44:39] <SABERinBLUE> error:  shiny
[2007-02-10 23:44:41] <Yoshi348> >take inventory
[2007-02-10 23:45:25] <@Fonkin_Folkor> :k. /Pag94wg/Pag94wg+KAg/of2II71+vogjvX3/iCOh40g94wg/of2/fYg9SD89qD3jCD4oCD+h/YgjvX6+iCH+Ycg/Pag94wg/Pag94wg9yCO+KCS9v0gjof4IEP1oCCM9vYg/of1/iD3J4ogjPWN96CGIPz2oPeMIPUg+vj+
[2007-02-10 23:45:36] <SABERinBLUE> You cannot take from me anything that I will not more willingly part withal:
[2007-02-10 23:45:40] <SABERinBLUE> except my life
[2007-02-10 23:45:43] <SABERinBLUE> except my life
[2007-02-10 23:45:47] <SABERinBLUE> except my life
[2007-02-10 23:46:02] <SABERinBLUE> you have been kicked from #metroid by Kraid (stop repeating yourself!)
[2007-02-10 23:46:21] <SABERinBLUE> error:  continued shiny
[2007-02-10 23:47:48] <@Fonkin_Folkor> :k. jPWR9v0gh/WH9SCN+PkgY/WgJ/4g/fb1kiD+h/eMIGP1oCCN+PkhISE/IT8hPw==
[2007-02-10 23:47:59] <SABERinBLUE> error:  85% of system resources now devoted to shiny
[2007-02-10 23:48:40] <@Fonkin_Folkor> :k. hvmNjCD3IP6H96CJIIqNIPf9YyD3jCCR/fiJ9qA=
[2007-02-10 23:48:50] <SABERinBLUE> error:  system temperature rising
[2007-02-10 23:49:03] <@Fonkin_Folkor> emergency in sector 3
[2007-02-10 23:49:07] <SABERinBLUE> error:  your motherboard is on fire
[2007-02-10 23:49:07] <@Fonkin_Folkor> :k. 9or2/Yb2oGONIPegIIz2Y/74/SAz
[2007-02-10 23:49:48] <SABERinBLUE> error:  yourgfddfshftjhgfdkkkbbllllllbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbnnnnnnnnn
[2007-02-10 23:49:58] <Yoshi348> >throw saber in the trash, swear off computers and become Amish
[2007-02-10 23:50:06] <SABERinBLUE> you are on a farm
[2007-02-10 23:50:12] <SABERinBLUE> on this farm is a stable
[2007-02-10 23:50:24] <SABERinBLUE> in this stable is Jebidiah having sex with a pig
[2007-02-10 23:50:24] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >look horse
[2007-02-10 23:50:34] <SABERinBLUE> the horse is watching
[2007-02-10 23:50:56] <Krag> >look fish
[2007-02-10 23:51:05] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >surprisebuttsex horse
[2007-02-10 23:51:26] <SABERinBLUE> success!  the balls touch.  you are now gay
[2007-02-10 23:51:51] <Yoshi348> >have orgy with jebidiah, the horse, and the pig
[2007-02-10 23:52:13] <@Fonkin_Folkor> >we're a bunch of sick fucks
[2007-02-10 23:52:21] <@Fonkin_Folkor> LUFFY ARE WE DNDING OR WHAT
[2007-02-10 23:52:26] <@Fonkin_Folkor> YOU SAID WE WOULD
[2007-02-10 23:52:29] <@Fonkin_Folkor> AND I'M STAYING UP
[2007-02-10 23:52:32] <@Fonkin_Folkor> MAN I'M STAYIN GUP
[2007-02-10 23:52:33] <@Fonkin_Folkor> STAYING UP
[2007-02-10 23:52:37] <@Fonkin_Folkor> STAYING UP UP UP
[2007-02-10 23:52:41] <@Fonkin_Folkor> BUT YOUR ABSENCE
[2007-02-10 23:52:46] <@Fonkin_Folkor> YOUR ABSENCE'S GOT ME DOWN
[2007-02-10 23:52:47] <SABERinBLUE> several months later:  a litter of yoshorsepigs
[2007-02-10 23:52:47] <@Fonkin_Folkor> GOT ME DOWN
[2007-02-10 23:52:50] <@Fonkin_Folkor> DOWN DOWN DOWN
[2007-02-10 23:53:14] <SABERinBLUE> challenge!  what time is it in finland
[2007-02-10 23:53:22] <@Fonkin_Folkor> 8:00?
[2007-02-10 23:53:33] <SABERinBLUE> what seriously?
[2007-02-10 23:53:48] <@Fonkin_Folkor> or maybe 7:00
[2007-02-10 23:53:58] <Yoshi348> am?
[2007-02-10 23:53:58] <@Fonkin_Folkor> finland is east of sweden right?
[2007-02-10 23:54:12] <SABERinBLUE> I think
[2007-02-10 23:54:13] <@Fonkin_Folkor> i know it's 7:00 in sweden
[2007-02-10 23:54:26] <SABERinBLUE> I thought it was 7:00 in england
[2007-02-10 23:54:28] <@Fonkin_Folkor> so it's probably 8:00 in finland unless they share a time zone
[2007-02-10 23:54:33] <@Fonkin_Folkor> it's 6:00 in england
[2007-02-10 23:54:45] <SABERinBLUE> well hm